did-you-kno:

Source

This immediately made me think of the movie Dodgeball.

howto-kissdistinctly-american:

This is relevant to pretty much all of my interests.

branflakes-stark:

Stick ‘em with the pointy end

I told Austin’s mom “Happy mother’s day” first and walked into his bedroom.

He flipped me off. 

acetrainerghirahim:

am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day

cause

when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo

folie-maniaco-melancolique:

rubyetc:

some thoughts for hot weather

This is my motto.

Embrace your bodies loves. You are all beautiful. Also I will come sucker punch anyone who says other wise.

I’ve made it my life goal to like as many of trompettefille’s posts as possible.

iveysaurus-rex:

the-vashta-nerada:

so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing

like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch

you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees

you couldn’t wear your own clothing

GARY BUSEY. TUB OF BEES. I CAN’T.